The Ultimate Guy Quiz

1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:

a) lovemaking
b) screwing
c) the pigskin bus pulling into tuna town

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:

a) your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
b) your blood-test results
c) five tequila slammers

3. You time your orgasm so that:

a) your partner climaxes first
b) you both climax simultaneously
c) you don't miss SportsCenter

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

a) healthy, creative love-play
b) not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend could ever agree to
c) not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:

a) the best part of the experience
b) the second best part of the experience
c) $100 extra

6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:

a) impossible - she looks too gorgeous!
b) not a problem, she can join your gym
c) a conservative estimate

7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:

a) a myth
b) an oxymoron
c) a moron

8. Foreplay is to sex as:

a) appetizer is to entree
b) primer is to paint
c) a line is to an amusement park ride

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?

a) "I hope we can still be friends."
b) "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."
c) "Welcome to Dumpsville, population, YOU."

10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

a) probably needs more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy
b) is uptight and a waste of time
c) shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place

Score 1 point for every answer "a"
Score 2 points for every answer "b"
Score 3 points for every answer "c"


Your Score

10 points: You are a saint, a liar, or a eunuch.
11-20 points: You are an average joe. Good luck in the battle of the sexes.
21-30 points: You are a real man's man. Your fear of intimacy with women and your love of men's sports screams latent homosexuality. You need a nice she-male dominatrix to teach you respect.
31-40 You can't add

ME @ TAVEN ON THE GREEN @ HONEY MAGAZINE PARTY

How to Recoginize A Good Woman

A good woman is proud. She respects herself and
Others. She is aware of who she is. She neither seeks
Defintion from her man, nor does she expects him to
Read her mind. She is quite capable of articulating her needs.

A good woman is a strong woman. A good woman is
Hopeful. She is strong enough to make all her dreams
Come true. She knows love, therefore she gives love.
She recognizes that her love has great value and must be
Love herself. If her is taken for granted, it soon
Disappears.

A good woman has a dash of inspiration and a dabble of
Endurance. She knows that she will, at times, have to
Inspire others to reach the potential God gave them. A
Good woman knows her past, understands her present
And pushes toward the future.

A good woman knows God. She knows that with him
The world is her playground but without him she will
Just played her self out. A good woman does not live in fear
Of the future because of her past. Instead, She understands that her
Life experiences are merely lessons meant to bring her closer
To self-knowledge and unconditional self-love??

See that Black Woman

Love that Black Woman.
Never put another above thatBlack Woman.

Hold that Black Woman.
Don`t try to mold or scold that Black Woman.

Respect that Black Woman.
Always protect that Black Woman.

Don`t neglect that Black Woman,
Or disrespect that Black Woman.

Cry for that Black Woman.
Sigh for that Black Woman.
Don`t lie to that Black Woman,
Or try to deny that Black Woman.

Bask in the glory of that Black Woman,
Tell the lifelong story of that Black Woman.

Teach your daughters to be that Black Woman.
Help in the struggle to free that Black Woman.

Get on one knee and propose to that Black Woman.
Confide in the warmth inside that Black Woman

Abide in unselfish pride of that Black Woman.
Don`t put so much work into trying to ride that Black Woman.

Appreciate that Black Woman.
Don`t berate that Black Woman.

Don`t try to emasculate that Black Woman,
Or domesticate that Black Woman.

See that Black Woman?
Admire that Black Woman,
Desire that Black Woman.

Be inspired by that Black Woman
Use your mind to set fire to that Black Woman.

Be true to that Black Woman.
Always do for that Black Woman.

Slowly undress that Black Woman.
Gently caress that Black Woman.

Make Love to that Black Woman
Kiss and hug that Black Woman.

Learn to know that Black Woman.
Don`t be afraid to show that you are willing to grow with that Black Woman.

Uphold that Black Woman.
Console that Black Woman.

You`re a fool, if you think you can control that Black Woman.

Share with that Black Woman.
Be fair to that Black Woman.

Sincerely care for that Black Woman.
Always be there for that Black Woman.

Bow your head and pray with Black Woman.
Remember to stay with that Black Woman.

Stop trying to just lay with that Black Woman.
Never mind what they say that Black Woman.
No other will ever brighten your day like that Black Woman.

IM NOT DONE YET....?

"WHY BLACK MEN LOVE BLACK WOMEN"

Let there be no doubt, Black men love Black women.
Ask men what they love about Black women and some
will say they love the
many hues of a Black woman's skin--the reddish-brown
cinnamons, the golden
honeys, the milk chocolates and jet black coffees,
no cream. Ask others
and they will say they love the Black woman"s inner
temperament-

yeah temperament, FRAGILE AND PRETTY LIKE A TEACUP
one minute and HARD
AND COMPLEX LIKE A CHINESE PUZZLE the next.

Still others will say they love Black women because
Black women are the
EPITOME OF BEAUTY, the giver of life, a steadfast
protector and, most
important, a nurturer.

They will say they Love Black women because Black
women continue to walk
proudly, absording life's blows with grace and
fortitude, serving as the
glue that holds together an entire race of people.

Many men will say they love Black women, because,
more than ANY OTHER
WOMAN IN THE WORLD they are the easiest to love. And
although BLACK MEN,
like all Men, sometimes have a hard time SHOWING IT.
THEY WILL BE THE
FIRST TO ADMIT THEY CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT BLACK WOMEN.
HER BEING IS TO BE
LOVED AND CHERISHED BY HER MAN, SHE'S A QUEEN. "A
TRUE QUEEN".

WE LOVE BLACK WOMEN BECAUSE THEY ARE THE MOTHERS OF
OUR BLACK FUTURE.

WE LOVE BLACK WOMEN BECAUSE OF THEIR ENDURING
STRENGTH, A STRENGTH THAT AT
TIMES HAS RISEN ABOVE THE FAILURES OF BLACK FATHERS.

WE LOVE THEIR CURLY HAIR, THEIR BRAIDED HAIR, THEIR
HEAT STRAIGHTENED
HAIR, AND YES, EVEN KINKY HAIR.

WE LOVE THEIR FULL LIPS, SEXY HIPS, AND OF COURSE,
THEIR SWEET BROWN SUGAR
SKIN.

BUT MOST OF ALL, WE LOVE BLACK WOMEN BECAUSE WE ARE
A PRODUCT OF A BLACK
WOMAN. BLACK MEN ARE BORN OF BLACK WOMEN AND
INFLUENCED BY THE BLACK
WOMEN IN OUR LIVES.

WE HAVE TO BE.

BECAUSE, TO BE ABLE TO LOVE A BLACK WOMAN, WE MUST
BE ABLE TO LOVE
OURSELVES.

BIG GIRL LOVE
Oh the
pleasure soft warm treasure
I ease inside her with a shove
the secret joy of big girl love
Just to much for me to
measure benefits that fill the
ledger feeling good I ride
above the passion of this big
girl love Wet and warm it feels
nice to say it's good does not
suffice she fits my body love a
glove it feels great this big girl
love The way she moves it
gives me fits her strength and
passion never quits Her
sounds are coos just like a
dove she fills my ears with big
girl love I like the way her
body shakes I love the passion
that she takes I could not ever
get rid of this wild desire for
big girl love...
BROOKLYN'S BEST CARLOS69

MY BIG SAT NIGHT